Working Girl

At a recent soci outing:

Shah: "So so, tell me, is your job as exciting and glamourous as on TV?"

Me: "Oh, totally. Like, I'll be sleeping in bed with my boyfriend, this gorgeous, completely ripped, underwear model, and then the phone will ring and he'll pick it up and say "honey, it's for you". And it'll be my boss calling me down to do some scandalous, breaking story. And my boyfriend's like, "honey, come back to bed, please", but being professional, I'm all like, "I have to go to work, but I'll see you later okay?" and rush off in the middle of the night."

Hahaha! No, but seriously, our deal is that if I come back and he's still in bed, I have to make it up to him.

And how.