We Interrupt This Broadcast...
... to bring you two important lessons every backpacker should know:
1) If the bus ride you are on starts to feel like the longest day of your whole damn life and the lady in the seat next to you whips out a plastic bag and starts throwing up into it while the bratty kid two rows in front has been screaming madly for no plausible reason for the last two hours, jarring your uterus into believing that it needs to pee desperately and I mean, right now, so that you have to plug in your music, turn it up as high as you dare and sing "Don't Stop Me Now" with Freddie Mercury while glaring out of the window to avoid the sight (and sound) of the retching lady and you haven't had a solid meal in the last, oh, fifteen hours or so, DON'T PANIC.
It's all part of the experience and more often than not, it'll happen again.
2) If the place you stop at after fifteen hours of gnawing hunger has "pork tenter lion" as an item on its menu, PANIC.
You're pretty much fucked.
We will now return to our regularly scheduled programme. Have a nice day.
1) If the bus ride you are on starts to feel like the longest day of your whole damn life and the lady in the seat next to you whips out a plastic bag and starts throwing up into it while the bratty kid two rows in front has been screaming madly for no plausible reason for the last two hours, jarring your uterus into believing that it needs to pee desperately and I mean, right now, so that you have to plug in your music, turn it up as high as you dare and sing "Don't Stop Me Now" with Freddie Mercury while glaring out of the window to avoid the sight (and sound) of the retching lady and you haven't had a solid meal in the last, oh, fifteen hours or so, DON'T PANIC.
It's all part of the experience and more often than not, it'll happen again.
2) If the place you stop at after fifteen hours of gnawing hunger has "pork tenter lion" as an item on its menu, PANIC.
You're pretty much fucked.
We will now return to our regularly scheduled programme. Have a nice day.
She said, she said at 11:41 pm
2 Comments:
Hey! How sad is it that while reading your post on bratty kids and puke, the one thought running through my head was,'gosh, i wish i was there'. Anyway,can't wait for you to get back!
I'm back dudette! Let's meet up!! :D
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