On Desi Terms

A friend and I, discussing arranged marriage by internet:

Me: You should look for a tech savvy young man. And you can add that he must like “Long walk, children and the L- word.”

J: "Preferably not a computer or electrical/electronic engineer". How much do you think that'll narrow the search?

Me: Huh. There’ll be two boys left. One will be a really nerdy-looking, skinny sitar player. And the other will be gay.

J: Oh great. The prospects are looking soooo good.

Me: Well, you know. The sitar’s not so bad.