And Now, For Something Completely Different...

Because Death Warrant is just THAT awesome, they decided on what I call "intense 70s porno" for their latest makeover. (Would you believe it if I told you second from the right's 'do is his actual hair??)

From left to right: Bottom feeder, King Dong, Pimpanzee and Mr Fant-ass-tic.

- Ganked off Pansley's blog

Also, this is the children's cartoon snowman that Di has named me after.

Loathe as I am to admit that it exists, the evidence is staring us right in the face. I draw the line, however, at people who say that I look like this ridiculous "Bouli" creature. I beg to differ. My shirt has THREE buttons on it. PFFFFT.







PS I have tickets for Motley Crue on Thursday! Nothing like a little mildly-juvenile heavy metal to rock up an otherwise dreary work week.